"Why husbands shouldn't answer everything

WIFE : What would you do if I died ? Would you get married again ? 

HUSBAND : Definitely not ! 

WIFE : Why not ? Don't you like being married ? 

HUSBAND : Of course I do . 

WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry ? 

HUSBAND : Okay , okay , I'd get married again . 

WIFE : You would ? 

HUSBAND : . . . . . ? 

WIFE : Would you live in our house ?

HUSBAND : Sure , it's a great house . 

WIFE : Would you let her drive my car ?

HUSBAND : Probably, it is almost new . 

WIFE : Would you replace my pictures with hers ?

HUSBAND : That would seem like the proper thing to do . 

WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry ? 

HUSBAND : No , I'm sure she'd want her own . 

WIFE : Would she wear my shoes ? 

HUSBAND : No , her size is 6 . 

WIFE : silence